You Have To Be A Sick Son Of A Bitch To Get Into A Fight In A Movie Theater Lobby

I think it's fair to say Barstool Sports is no stranger to fights. Whether it's in the streets, at a fast food joint, or takes place between the four walls of whatever HQ we currently reside at. There is no doubt this website currently targeting the moon as its final destination was built on confrontations, the success of Boston sports teams, and beautiful women.

HOWEVAH, I have a huge problem with people fighting in the lobby of a movie theater. In my eyes, that's like throwing hands at church, or even worse a mobbed up New Jersey pizzeria.

I fully understand that sometimes an argument in public with a stranger will escalate to the point of a kerfuffle or donnybrook. But the smell of fresh popcorn should instantly defuse the Fight section of the Fight Or Flight part of your brain and replace it with wanting to gorge yourself with food and Cherry Coke while staring at a giant screen for 2+ hours. If you want to brawl in the theater after you paid roughly $50 to watch a shitty movie that left you with nothing but anger and popcorn belly, that's fine. But fighting in the lobby where every movie is good until proven otherwise as that disarming popcorn smell fills everyone's nose is proof to me that you are not wired to act like a rational human.

That being said, if you are going to disrespect the sanctity of the movie theater lobby and engage in fisticuffs, you better give me a decent moment that takes my breath away. And I'd say going Rougned Odor and knocking off your opponents glasses like Joey Bats with a right-hand from hell fits the bill.